Perhaps my title was a tad dramatic, because let’s face it, Project Runway has been on the chic decline ever since it peaked at Christian Siriano’s season (not to forget Rami Kashou and Chris March).

The Lifetime reborn Project Runway just got a new bland sponsor to match it’s bland contestants. Bluefly has jumped out of this sinking ship, and PiperLime jumped right in.

I’m afraid that while I’ll be busy trying not to drown in beige suede in the next Project Runway season, I’ll die of boredom.